Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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