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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A bar walks into a man

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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