- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What's long and black The unemployment line

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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