i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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