What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Justin Bieber

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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