- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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