Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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