how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

vote this down and i will DOX you

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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