- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Justin with a hat.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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