- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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