Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Everybody will die

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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