Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

A sober Amy Winehouse

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

knock,knock you suck

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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