- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Jeff

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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