What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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