- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Knock Knock. Shut up.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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