- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A man penetrates another man.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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