- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Tony Romo

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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