Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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