what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

woman's rights

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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