- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Fat? Jesse Z

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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