- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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