- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A dyslexic blind man

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

There was a chicken. It squarked.

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