A dyslexic blind man

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why didn't he finish his

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

RUN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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