- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin with a hat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

tim has no humor

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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