- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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