- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

I'm gay.

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