- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Jeff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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