AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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Anti Joke

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