- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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