- Anti Joke

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge