Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

who is not good looking? mon morello

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Irish sobriety

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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