Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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