- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

The holocaust

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

flavin's head

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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