- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

black people

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Caramel Boing.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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