- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Trump will make America great again.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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