- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

noah is a scrub jungle

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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