- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why? Why not?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

save me from the nothing ive become

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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