Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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