- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Connor is homosexuaI

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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