- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

so the weather's nice...

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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