What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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