Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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You having friends.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Katy Perry

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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