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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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