What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's the new green? Green

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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David Cameron

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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White NBA players.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Women's Rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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