How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

I'm going as the joker for halloween

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the man die? He was old.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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