What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Anti Joke

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