Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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sucks Syntax...

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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