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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A American seeking into mexico

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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