- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do I hate? people

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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