2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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This isn't funny.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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