- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

This is a random Anti joke.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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