- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A dog was barking at a tree

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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