Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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