- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

once upon a time, it snowed

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

i saw amango it splootered

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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