Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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