- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Boxing on Boxing Day

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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