Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

PENIS

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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