Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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