Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Penis

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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69

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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