Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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lol

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Penis

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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