Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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