Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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