Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Pickle

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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