What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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