what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Tim likes girls

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Oh, go away

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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