- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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