Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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your so fat. your fat!

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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