Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Boob

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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