Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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