- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

i have yougurt mit traktor

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

what's worse then a blowjob?

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

girls basketball

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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