- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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