- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Who wants $300? Me too.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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